Sunday, August 22, 2010
please pass the gas
I am so ready to be through with the gas pain. Day 1 and 2, I was able to get some little burps out and it gave minor relief. Day 3, I had a nice long toot. It was like the cap of my bicycle tire was unscrewed and I had a nice slow leak for nearly 30 seconds. Awwww. It was great. Unfortunately, the gas didn't stop there. (I thought I was done).
I am a discreet farter. It's just the way I was brought up. The whole girls don't fart or they don't let anyone hear them fart. My husband has never heard me pass gas and I have known him since the end of 1996. As a matter of fact, I think up until around 2005, he thought I never had gas at all. I think it's kinda funny that he really thought that I never get gassy or at least that's his story.
SOOOOO....this gas thing is really giving me double problems because I am in such pain plus I have this whole mental thing of I can't release it around anyone. My husband says it's okay....but I just can't do it. I don't know if it has now become stage fright or what. I just find that I am getting a better release when I go into the other room with some privacy.
I will be so happy when the gas is all over with. I expect maybe a few more days.
at 2:41 PM